Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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