Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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