Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Actions speak louder than pants.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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