Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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