Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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