Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She said her name was "party"
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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