What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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