??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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