Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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