but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
well you can't waste a boner
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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