Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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