Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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