why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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