we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
there is glitter all over my balls
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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