i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's rum buckets o'clock
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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