Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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