I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
