what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
