so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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