So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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