i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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