Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
