it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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