I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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