So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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