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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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