Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize