it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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