so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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