You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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