This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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