We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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