paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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