Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
