My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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