So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
where are my eyebrows?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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