Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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