Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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