I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
COCAINE IS GR8
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
tell me about the fingering
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