Porn is love you can see.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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