Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
4 words: hood of his car
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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