farters have to be the big spoon...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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