Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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