Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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