Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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