You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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