check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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