that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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