My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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