He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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