Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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