thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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