what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
don't judge my taste in strippers
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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