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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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