Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
