he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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