You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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