on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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