And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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